Actually, it’s not random. The gentlemen challenging strangers to a squirt gun battle on a California beach is targeting bikini-clad babes. It’s telling that very few of them wait until the end of the five-second countdown. It tells me that women are more than prepared to defend their tans against an imminent threat of inappropriate hydration.
The bit that rankles: the gun they’re provided is a single-shot squirt gun while the attacker gets a similar weapon and a serious blaster as a backup.
Lesson learned: it ain’t over until the bad guy assumes beach temperature.
Not much in the way of credibility, plot or gun safety. Still strangely compelling . . .
Fits in a pram! Awesome.
I heart my iPhone, but Siri can be a bitch and autocorrect is Satan’s plaything. So I’m good with this demo. Real good.
We haven’t see a really good tense firearms-intensive movie since, I dunno, Saving Private Ryan? No Country for Old Men? Sicario could be that flick. To be Blunt, it could be sexy too. A strong, sexy, gun-toting female lead would be just the thing to recover from Inside Out‘s sickly, will someone please shoot sadness already sweetness. We shall see . . .