“There’s never a dull moment with Zoltan Bathory the guitarist for Five Finger Death Punch,” the YouTube caption captionates. “One minute he’s putting a gun rack into a Ferrari . . .” the next I couldn’t care less about. And let’s be clear: Zoltan didn’t put the rack into his Ferrari. His dealer done did it. Would you want to take a drill to your Fezza? I didn’t think so. Me, I’d want to be a LOT more discreet when tooling-up in my screaming red Ferrari. The odds of getting pulled over by the 5-0 are higher than the odds I’ll finish this post with this sentence. A lot higher.